Nursery Rhymes

[bhammitt]

This is going to be a fun challenge!

Bob

[NotDadsW41]

Not so little Jack... ;-)

[bhammitt]

!

Bob

[Bynx]

Jack Sprat sat in the corner
eating his christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plumb
and said what a good boy am I.

OR

Little miss muffit sat in the corner
eating her curds and whey
She stuck in her thumb
and pulled out a plumb
and said what a good cross dresser am I.

[onlooker]

Originally Posted by Bynx

Jack Sprat sat in the corner
eating his christmas pie.
He stuck in his thumb
and pulled out a plumb
and said what a good boy am I.

My childhood must have been a bit different to yours Bynx:

Jack Spratt could eat not fat
His wife could eat no lean
So twixt them both they licked the platter clean

AND

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner .....

[selvin]

Bob, or should I say Jack, that so reminds me of parents who give their kids timeouts.
Pretty clever!
Aloha

[Bynx]

Originally Posted by onlooker

My childhood must have been a bit different to yours Bynx:

Jack Spratt could eat not fat
His wife could eat no lean
So twixt them both they licked the platter clean

AND

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner .....

Ya things have sure changed a lot since I was a kid.

[bhammitt]

Thanks guys!! Selvin, my mom made me sit in a corner many a time!!

[Bynx]

Originally Posted by bhammitt

Thanks guys!! Selvin, my mom made me sit in a corner many a time!!

Thats nothing. My mother caught me eating a bar of soap once. She sat me down and made me say dirty words for an hour.

[calr]

Boy, Paul, you're on a roll this week!

Cal