PHOTOGRAPHICANOMICAL

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PHOTOGRAPHICANOMICAL TERMINOLOGY

Photographic - Using foul language during the photo shoot.
Photomontage - A double-exposure. "Ah...Yes, I meant to do it like that!"
Photochemistry - The relationship between a photographer and client .
Photocopy - One photographer copies another photographer's work.
Photoelectric - When the safelight falls into the fixer. A shocking development.
Photocell - Where a photographer is put when he is guilty of bad lighting, poor focus and sick jokes.
Photoflood - When the darkroom sink backs up.
Photogram - The exact weight of an 8x10 inch print.
Photo Journalist - A photographer who buys Playboy and never reads the articles.
Photomechanical -One who can build sets, fix props and stick anything together with
gaffers tape.
Photo Sensitive - Photographers who can't take criticism.
Photostat - When the client absolutely, positively needs the film overnight.
Polaroids - Type of hemorrhoids common only to photographers.
Positive - The photographer's attitude when the client has cash up front.
Negative - The photographer's attitude when the client demands "Any and all
rights".
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