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bill2468 Jul 25, 2006 7:04 AM

How do you turn a dish washer into a snow thrower????



bill2468 Jul 25, 2006 7:04 AM




bigdawg Jul 25, 2006 9:39 AM

Sorry for the delay Bill but I had to wait for my wife to leave the room before I ROTFL!!!!!!! Then I realized she's only been north of the Mason\Dixon line twice in her life and that was in the summer so she wouldn't have gotten that one anyway!!!!! ROTFL!!!! AGAIN>>LOLOL


bill2468 Jul 25, 2006 6:26 PM


After the funneral several men are speaking to one another. "They seemed like a perfect couple" one replied, "She killed him on her birthday, what a shock" a third asked "what brought it on"? The first said " I was with him the day before and he was trying to decide what to get his wife for her birthday. He said she kept reminding him she was expecting to see somthing in the drive way for her birthday that could go from0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. The next day on her birthday she shot him 4 times after she went out into the driveway". The second asked "what did she find in the driveway"? The first replied " a small box" the third said what was in the box"? The first replied "a scale"



Morag2 Jul 25, 2006 8:28 PM

Haha, brutal Bill, just brutal. My girlfriend would probably shoot me 4 times for repeating the first one;)

What do you do when your dishwashers not working?
Fire her.
(That from a girl I work with, her language was rather colourful however, but it just doesn't sound as funny without it)

bill2468 Jul 25, 2006 8:47 PM

I love telling these kind of jokes to my girl friend but I always start them of with "I heard this one today at work"



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