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bill2468 Sep 20, 2006 9:49 AM

A guy was stranded on a island alone for 5 yrs living on coconut and fish he was able to catch.

One day a woman in a wet suite came up on the beach.

He told her about his being stranded there for 5 years.

She said I bet you could use a smoke about now!

He said "and how"

She undid a zipper on the side of her wet suite and pulled out a pack of cigaretts and they had a smoke on the beach.

She now said I bet you could use a good drink after 5 years.

He said you can say that again!

She undid a zipper on the other side of her wet suite and removed a small flask and they shared a drink.

She then bagan to undo the zipper down the front of her wet sauit and said "I bet you have not had a good time in 5 years"

He said "your darn right, and I'll be dammed if you have a set of golf clubs in there honey"

BiLL

:-):-):-)

in_the_gym Sep 20, 2006 9:59 AM

Ha Ha Ha !:lol::lol::lol: My husband never told me he was stranded on an island for 5 years !

Dawn

FaciaBrut Sep 20, 2006 11:59 AM

That's about 1 minutes of my life which I'll never recover....

Red Royalty Sep 20, 2006 1:09 PM

lol!! :cool::G

dan279 Sep 20, 2006 1:54 PM

Good one, Bill....never tried golf and now I know not to:-)

style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000"Dan




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