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Old Feb 14, 2005, 5:21 AM   #11
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Alfred Hitchcock.... would have hired you.
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Old Feb 14, 2005, 7:59 AM   #12
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I dreamed I was in a canoe eating grapes....Joe
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Old Feb 14, 2005, 8:49 AM   #13
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I dreamed I was in a canoe eating grapes....Joe
What a coincidence! I dreamed of you eating grapes in a canoe, too. (C'mon Joe, ya walked right into that one. :G )
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Old Feb 14, 2005, 9:04 AM   #14
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You mea I stepped in it...and it's stuck to the bottom of my shoe!
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HELP!!!! THX NICK NOW I AM A FREAKIN BASKET CASE......YOU ARE EVIL SOB!!!!! JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I WOKE UP WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE AT MY OWN THROAT!!!!

BRB..ON THE PHONE WITH MY SHRINK.....

SHE SAYS I SHOULD HATE YOU NOW!!!!!!

I HATE YOU - I HATE YOU - I HATE YOU

GET THE - F- OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FREAK !!!

ALL I SEE IS THIS!!!
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Old Feb 14, 2005, 10:03 AM   #16
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Look to the left.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh... it's just a wall.

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Nick.....If I freakout bad, can I come live with you?
Can you cook? Can you clean? ...mind mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage? Do you like doing household repairs? Would it upset you if I wore nothing but ratty boxers, lie on the sofa, and drink beer all day? If I disappear for a few days every so often on "fishin' trips", would you break my balls about it? How do you look in a dress? [/quote]

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HATE YOU - I HATE YOU - I HATE YOU

GET THE - F - OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FREAK !!!
Whoa! Now you're scarin' me! You sound like you're possessed by one of my old psycho girlfriends.

(OT Word... avoid women who wear a beret and/or those Lisa Loeb glasses and/or have an obsession with their own breasts (more than you do). It's one of nature's warning signs: "psycho-babe ahead"...)

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ou mea I stepped in it...and it's stuck to the bottom of my shoe!
Just be glad I gave up using cheesey pick-up lines for lent, darlin.

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Old Feb 14, 2005, 10:09 AM   #17
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Just be glad I gave up using cheesey pick-up lines for lent, darlin.



http://linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html

For your post-lent ...and you think I haven't heard them. Why do I stand at the bar...to make a quick get away!
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Why do I stand at the bar...to make a quick get away!
OT (but this thread doesn't really have a topic per se, does it?), and it might sound presumptious, but it's really not since every guy has had this experience, but... If a girl ever tried to pick you up, regardless if you're interested, take notes! Your gender is just sooooo much better at it than men are! We just suk at it, badly.

Usually, it's along the lines of "Hi, my name is Mildred, I was sitting over there and I noticed you, and wanted to introduce myself..." No stupid lines that everyone's heard. Just a friendly, confident, sober introduction.

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Old Feb 14, 2005, 11:14 AM   #19
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At an Aids fundraiser that I got to every year, my gay date and I count how many times I get hit on by women. Some examples:

"Can I taste your lip gloss?"

"Are you going to the ladies room...I'll join you"

After the Miss America Pageant"I think you should have won, Miss Texas"

"we should get together, we could double our wardrobe"

and our fav...

"Wanna see my mistletoe belt buckle?"
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At an Aids fundraiser that I got to every year, my gay date and I count how many times I get hit on by women. Some examples:

"Can I taste your lip gloss?"

"Are you going to the ladies room...I'll join you"

After the Miss America PageantĀ*"I think you should have won, Miss Texas"

"we should get together, we could double our wardrobe"

and our fav...

"Wanna see my mistletoe belt buckle?"
So, I can infer from this list that lesbians are actually cheesier than heterosexual males in their pick up attempts?

Still, this one's my favorite:
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

Guarded choice but I also like,
"Bond, James Bond"
That's for when you're not really serious but want to say it just for a laugh.

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